The Hostess With The Mostest

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[Verse]
B  F#           B
As fluorescents do
     G              B
They blink o'er the floor
       D        F#
Of her majestic halls
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Yeah, they do


[Verse]
B      F#        B
I hear surf on kazoo
      G              D              B
And I march with the militia of the mime
D                 G
Malicious are the times
  F#
Malicious


[Instrumental]
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[Verse]
B      F#           B
In the doors we all flew
   G               B
To see the great indoors
       D        F#
Of her majestic stalls
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Yeah, we flew


[Verse]
B                  F#           B
Waves break on the shore of the zoo
      G          D              B
And I see how Laurasia sure has changed
 D        G
Imaginary planes
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Imagine


[Outro]
E         F#            B
I hit the mall on every Friday
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When it was biggest in the world
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The hostess
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With the mostest