Dont Let The Truth Get In The Way Of A Good Story

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On a steamer bound for Baltimore
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I said, that's no fun, I've been there before
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So I jumped ship in Singapore
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With a cook from Mexico
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Got a bowl of shark-fin soup
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Ducked into a bar for a couple a scoops
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Played some Texas-stud with a circus troop
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And they cleaned me out of dough
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Cleaned me out of dough

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Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story
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No harm, no foul, no crime
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Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story
D                   A
It'll get 'em every time

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At dawn they all went back to bed
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I went to Borneo instead
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Had a hair-of-the dog for my shrunken head
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With the Sultan of Brunei
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Had a small bit of a seizure
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On the way to Micronesia
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Got a bad case of amnesia
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And forgot to say goodbye
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Forgot to say goodbye

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Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story
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No harm, no foul, no crime
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Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story
D                   A
It'll get 'em every time

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Stopped in Tajikistan on the way to Iran
Took a break in Jamaica to work on my tan
Swam from Cayo Fragoso to Carriacou
I climbed Machu Pichu in darkest Peru
Had a pint with the pope and played pool with the queen
She's good with a stick, if you know what I mean
I once had a job riding bulls in Montana
I taught Jimi Hendrix the Star-Spangled Banner
I've been to Morocco, Malawi, Macau
I know how to fly, but I won't tell you how
I've been to Morocco, Malawi, Macau
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I know how to fly, but I won't tell you how

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Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story
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No harm, no foul, no crime
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Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story
D                   A
It'll get 'em every time

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Bought an ice cold Coca-Cola
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From a Congolese high-rollah
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Got deported from Angola
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To a castle on the Rhine
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Ask anyone that knew me
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The Emir of Bahrain sued me
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I was in some Blockbuster movie
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And I didn't make a dime

A             E                D   A  E
Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story
D                    E
No harm, no foul, no crime
A             E                D   A  E
Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story
D                   A
It'll get 'em every time

A             E                D   A  E
Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story
D                    E
No harm, no foul, no crime
A             E                D   A  E
Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story
D                   A
It'll get 'em every time