Go Kart Racing Accidentally Masturbating

Intro: D A D

D                               A
Get on my go kart, strap myself in
D                            G    D
Rev up the engine let the fun begin
         G                        A
Put my foot on the gas and I'm outta the gate
        G                       A
But the faster I go, the more the metal vibrates

D                                       A
My body's tingling from my head to my toes
D                                            G           D
But the thing that's really buzzing I hope nobody knows
G                                       A
Cause I'm feeling kinda funny in a biblical way
G                                       A
God damn it's shaking hard on my Georgia O'Keefe bouquet

Bmi7                            F#7
I never guessed this trembling machine would
G                               A
Turn the motor on under my hood

G               A
Go kart racing, accidentally masturbating
G               A
Go kart racing, mechanically self-fornicating
G               A                               D
Go kart racing, no stopping til I cross the finish line

(same verse and chorus)

Bmi7
If the fruit is ripe you might as well pluck it
F#7
Was gonna slow down but then I thought fuck it
        G
No one look at me cause this is it
A
Green flag go go holy shit!