I Would Never Have Sex With You

F
Remember the time we went out to dinner
You and I alone
            Bb
We ate some French fries
            F
Let’s do it again

F
Remember the time we went to the movies
Laughed so hard we cried
                     Bb
And then we ate more French fries (French fries)
             F
Let’s do it again

[Pre-Chorus]

Bb                            F
'Cause I really like you as a friend
Bb                            F
But there are things I can’t pretend
Bb                             F
Know I could love you 'til the end
E
But there is just one problem...
Problem... problem...

[Chorus]

E                  F
I would never have sex with you
E                              F
Believe me, you’d know it if I wanted to
E                            F
I already would've shown my boobs to you
E                   Am
But that will never happen

[Verse 2]

F
Remember the time we stayed up all night talking
Let our secrets out
          Bb
Until the sunshine
             F
Let’s do it again

F
Remember the time we went to Dave & Buster's
Danced danced revolution
                Bb
'Til we won a keychain (French fries)
             F
Let’s do it again

[Pre-Chorus]

Bb                        F
This shouldn’t come as a surprise
Bb                          F
You should’ve seen it in my eyes
Bb                       F
I kinda like some other guys
E
But there’s a bigger problem...
Problem... problem...

[Chorus]

E                  F
I would never have sex with you
E                               F
Believe me, you’d know it if I wanted to
E                          F
I already would have gone down on you
(You would've liked it!)
E                   Am
But that will never happen

[Bridge]

Am           E
No amount of alcohol
Am              E
Could change my mind at all
Am            E
Our lips will never touch
Am                   E
So kiss that thought goodbye
'Cause...

[Chorus]

E                  F
I would never have sex with you
E                               F
Believe me, you’d know it if I wanted to
E                          F
I already would have held hands with you
E                   Am
But that will never happen