Girl I Met On The Internet

D
We're the cool teens
D
We look good in i-D magazine
D
Desperately trying to make life more exciting
D
You got the come out nows, and the too shy gals
D
The prom queens and the foreign pen pals, so
F
Dad don't tell me what to do
F
I promise one day I'll make it up to you
F
And when mom asks, where you been?
F
I say "Please leave me alone, I'm 17"

[Chorus]

F                              C
I want someone I can call at 2am
C
When I've got that restless feeling again
Dm
Just wanna jump the gates of a closed park
G
Drink beer all night and have a laugh
F                               C
I wanna have a cute chick on my arm
                                          Dm
And make the boys swoon and the girls all gasp
                              G
And when my mum asks where we met
                                               F
I'll say it's just this girl that I met on the internet
    C             D
The internet, the internet
G                                      F
She's just this girl that I met on the internet
    C             Dm
The internet, the internet
G                                      C
She's just this girl that I met on the internet

[Verse 2]

C
I feel aggy and I wanna waste time
C
Tryin' to fight the feeling that I wanna run and hide
C
I know schools a bore life feels like a chore
                                                           F
Scared that you're boring because you saw snapchats of you snoring
F
But crying doesn't help your problems
F
And bunking at the bus or the train won't solve them
F
I spent my whole life putting up with people's shit
F
Because I need them
                                           C
I love you but I'm seething, I'm grieving, heaving
C
It's easy to be cool if you're hot
C
Wear too much makeup and be called a thot
C
Posing with surgical masks
                                        F
Polaroid cameras and giving ourselves tasks
F
Go grab that girls ass
F
Crush it up and call it art
F
Be polite don't burp and fart
F
I'm just a desperate bitch
F
A snitch with a cute chick itch

[Chorus]

F                              C
I want someone I can call at 2am
C
When I've got that restless feeling again
Dm
Just wanna jump the gates of a closed park
G
Drink beer all night and have a laugh
F                               C
I wanna have a cute chick on my arm
                                          Dm
And make the boys swoon and the girls all gasp
                              G
And when my mum asks where we met
                                               F
I'll say it's just this girl that I met on the internet
    C             D
The internet, the internet
G                                      F
She's just this girl that I met on the internet
    C             Dm
The internet, the internet
G                                      C
She's just this girl that I met on the internet

[Bridge]

Bb
It'll happen like it does in the shows
Bb
I'll like her eyes and she'll like my clothes
Gm
Ask her for her digits and I'll start to sweat
                                         Bb
She'll become the girl that I met on the internet
Bb
I bet she'll be a spice
F
Forget butterflies she'll give me beehives
G
That couple in the corner, I ought to warn her
Em                                        F
She's gonna be the girl that I met on the internet

[Chorus]

    C             D
The internet, the internet
G                                      F
She's just this girl that I met on the internet
    C             Dm
The internet, the internet
G                                      C
She's just this girl that I met on the internet