The Fires Of Ancient Cosmic Destiny

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In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny
  F         Gm
Evil will rise
  Gm             Bb         Eb
And of all the legendary warriors
  F            Gm
None will survive
  Gm               Bb             Eb
In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny
  F         Gm
Evil will rise
  Gm           Bb            Eb
To defeat the power of the sorcerer
  F           Gm
Great sacrifice


[Verse 1]
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Magnificent vessel appears in the sky
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The Hootsforce arrives into Cowdenbeath
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Prepare for the warfare of ultimate destiny
  F         Gm          Bb
Into the battle, the heroes make fight
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Fast as Dundonian lightning they strike
  Bb            Eb                    Gm
The armies of evil will die on the field
   Bb                 Gm
They'll die by our steel


[Spoken Interlude]

And the battlefield of Cowdenbeath fell silent, as the black gates of the fortress of Crail 
opened wide.
Atop a horde of undead eagles, the grim armies of the Deathknights of Crail rode out to meet the
 forces of
justice. And at the vanguard of this terrible host stood the Grandmaster himself, Dreadlord 
Proletius!


[Verse 2]
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From the black gate evil deathknights attack
  Gm           Bb                  D
Proletius is leading the chaos charge
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Slaughtering peasants with deadly impunity
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Ralathor fires his final defence
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Missiles of nuclear justice
Bb                       Gm      Eb
The deathknights are suddenly vaporized
   Eb      Gm
Proletius dies


[Chorus]
          Eb      Gm
For the King of Space
         Bb             F
We will fight to end disgrace
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In our once proud land
         Bb         Eb
We will make our stand
           Eb       Gm
When the dark lord comes
          Bb            F
We will shoot our laser guns
          Gm       Eb     Gm
For the glory of mighty Dundee


[Spoken Interlude]

Mwah-hahaha! Such a pathetic display of valor! You are naught but insignificant worms before the
 infinite
power of Zargothrax! Now, the solar conjunction is at hand. My ascension to godhood is 
inevitable and there
is nothing you can do to stop me! Worship my omnipotence!


[Refrain]
 Bb
From the Heavens
 Cm
Comes a hero
 D
Mighty Hootsman
 Bb
Vanitati
 Cm
Latinae
 D
Canentis
 D      Gm
Hootus Dei


[Bridge]
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With a flash of thunder
Bb                    Gm
A god falls from the sky
Gm                Bb
With holy armor made from wolf
  Bb                 Gm
The Hootsman has arrived
 Gm                 Bb
Side by side with Angus
  Bb               Gm
The warriors make fight
   Gm               Bb
Hootsman fires a laser blast
  Bb                   Gm
Shoots goblins out of sight


[Refrain]
Bb
From the Heavens
Cm
Comes a hero
D
Mighty Hootsman
Bb
Vanitati
Cm
Latinae
D
Canentis
D       Gm
Hootus Dei


[Chorus]
Gm                 Bb          Eb
In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny
F           Gm
Evil will rise
Gm                Bb         Eb
And of all the legendary warriors
F           Gm
None will survive
Gm                 Bb          Eb
In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny
F           Gm
Evil will rise
Gm             Bb           Eb
To defeat the power of the sorcerer
F                  Gm
The Hootsman has arrived


[Spoken Interlude]

Alright Zargothrax, your evil reign of terror ends today! My name is the Hootsman, and I am the 
one and only
true god of this universe! It is time for you to taste the power of Hoots!


[Verse 3]
E                         Bm
With the force of the hammer
Bm
And the power of Hoots
A
The forces of justice attack
Bm
Bringing destruction to Zargothrax
C
The wizard defeated
F                G
Dissolves into dust
C
The Kingdom of Fife has been saved
D                                              C#
The legendary Angus McFife has triumphed this day


[Spoken Interlude]

And lo, Zargothrax was finally defeated. But in the epic final struggle with the dark sorcerer, 
the valiant
hero Angus McFife realised he had been impaled by the Knife of Evil. As he watched the lifeless 
corpse of
Zargothrax dissolve into liquid dust, Angus knew that soon he himself would be corrupted by the 
dark power
of that cursed blade. And so he resolved that he must make the final sacrifice for the Glory of 
Dundee.
He would end his own life by descending into the raging volcanic fires of Schiehallion!


[Verse 4]
     D
Goodbye
     E               F
My time has come to die
Gm           F
This is the end
F             A
I must say farewell
F              Dm
Descend into hell


[Chorus]
Gm               Bb              Eb
In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny
F          Gm
Evil will rise
Gm              Bb          Eb
And of all the legendary warriors
F           Gm
None will survive
Gm               Bb              Eb
In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny
F          Gm
Evil will rise
Gm             Bb            Eb
To defeat the power of the sorcerer
F                       Gm
The Prince of Fife must die
Gm               Bb              Eb
In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny
F           Gm
Evil will rise
Gm               Bb         Eb
And of all the legendary warriors
F            Gm
None will survive
Gm               Bb              Eb
In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny
F          Gm
Evil will rise
Gm             Bb           Eb
To defeat the power of the sorcerer
F                        Gm
The Prince of Fife must die
Gm            F
To save the galaxy
    Eb             F
It is your mighty destiny
 G             D
Brave Angus McFife