Fuck The Valley Fudge

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Siamese, Portuguese, dirty knees

Look at these
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Rookies around us
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Aren't you glad you found us?

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Now if you are who you say you are
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Get up here to the bar
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We'll plot out a plan
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To take down the man

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We'll start with that new future super star
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And steal all their decorative rocks
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We'll fight all their rent-a-cops

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And for the freeway maintainers
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Who assist our escape
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We got sandwiches, juice
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And cold Gatorade

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We'll expose all the bicyclists
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Who really are
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Dui students who can't drive their cars

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And we'll take stucco dust
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And wet dry wall sludge
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Combine 'em just right
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To make fuck the valley fudge

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Applebee's, Chuckie Cheese, dirty deeds

Don't you see?
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Fuck the valley fudge
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It's my hate and my love

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Nepalese, anti-freeze, calories

Can't you see?
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Fuck the valley fudge
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It's my hate and my love

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Fuck the valley fudge
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It's my hate and my love

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Fuck the valley fudge
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My hate
    C
My love

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Fuck the valley fudge
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Fuck the valley
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Fuuuuuuuuuck