Thats No Way To Get To Heaven

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[Verse 1]
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  One half of me is still shaking,
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  the other half is still waiting for a lover.
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  Come down the water slide,
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look in my eyes, send me a sign.

[Verse 2]
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  Some people swim in the gravy,
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  I'm sitting here and awaiting for a lover.
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  Come down to the other side,
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look in my eyes, tell me you're mine.

[Chorus]
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  After the cut then comes the blood,
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  halls to the dirt, turns into mud;
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  from this soil we'll grow together
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that's no way to get to heaven.

[Interlude]
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[Verse 3]
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  And everyone thinks it's crazy,
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  sitting here and awaiting for a lover.
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  Come down to the other side,
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look in my eyes, tell me you're mine.

[End-Chorus]
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  After the cut then comes the blood,
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  halls to the dirt, turns into mud;
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  from this soil we'll grow together
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that's no way to get to heaven.

[Outro]
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