No Body No Crime

    Em
He did it
    Em
He did it


[Instrumental]

Em   C    D    Am   Em   C    D    Am


[Verse 1]

Em            C
  Este's a friend of mine
    D                               Am                    Em
We meet up every Tuesday night for dinner and a glass of wine
             C
Este's been losin' sleep
     D                                  Am                  Em
Her husband's actin' different, and it smells like infidelity
                          G                   D
She says, "That ain't my merlot on his mouth
               Am                        Em
That ain't my jewellery on our joint account"
           G            D
No, there ain't no doubt
                              D
I think I'm gonna call him out


[Chorus]

        Em             Am            C          D       Em
She says, "I think he did it, but I just can't prove it"
            Am            C           D      Em
I think he did it, but I just can't prove it
            Am            G           D      Em
I think he did it, but I just can't prove it
        Am
No, no body, no crime
    D                                   Em
But I ain't lettin' up until the day I die


[Post-Chorus]

   C    D    Am
No, no
            Em
I think he did it
   C    D      Am
No, no      he did it


[Verse 2]

Em      C            D
  Este wasn't there Tuesday night at Olive Gardеn
Am                Em
At her job or anywhere
                C
Hе reports his missing wife
      D
And I noticed when I passed his house
    Am                            Em
His truck has got some brand new tyres
         G               D
And his mistress moved in
           Am                   Em
Sleeps in Este's bed and everything
           G            D
No, there ain't no doubt
                               D
Somebody's gotta catch him out, 'cause


[Chorus]

Em            Am            C           D      Em
  I think he did it, but I just can't prove it
            Am            C           D      Em
I think he did it, but I just can't prove it
            Am            G           D      Em
I think he did it, but I just can't prove it
        Am
No, no body, no crime
    D                                   Em
But I ain't lettin' up until the day I die


[Post-Chorus]

   C    D    Am
No, no
            Em
I think he did it
   C    D
No, no     he did it


[Bridge]

Am                                           Em
  Good thing my daddy made me get a boating licence when I was fifteen
Am
  And I've cleaned enough houses
          Em
To know how to cover up a scene
Bm                                   Em
  Good thing Este's sister's gonna swear she was with me (She was with me, dude)
Am                                        B7
  Good thing his mistress took out a big life insurance policy


[Chorus]

Em                Am               C          D      Em
  They think she did it, but they just can't prove it
                Am               C          D      Em
They think she did it, but they just can't prove it
              Am              G           D     Em
She thinks I did it, but she just can't prove it
        Am
No, no body, no crime
   C                           D     Em
I wasn't lettin' up until the day he
        Am
No, no body, no crime
   C                           D     Em
I wasn't lettin' up until the day he
        Am
No, no body, no crime
   D                           N.C.
I wasn't lettin' up until the day he died