G I’ve just finished decorating, it was very irritatingC G C G And I know they’re going to come around tonight and I know they’re gonna say to me tonight:D7 G D7 G “It makes the room look bigger; it makes the room look bigger”.G So let’s forget about the open-top bus ride; standing tall on the town hall balconyC G C G It’s about as likely as hen’s teeth; it’s about as likely as hen’s teethD7 G D7 G And as the light gets dimmer, I watch the chance get slimmer.C G But I’m putting up a hook to hang my hopes uponC G There’s a fella coming round to stick the gas back onC G And if truth be told now that Thelma’s goneD G (instr) G C (x3) D7 G It makes the room look bigger.G I’m drawn towards the souvenir stores; I twirl around the key fob rackC G C G Well it’s alright for Nicholas and for Neil, yeah well how do you think that makes me feel?D7 G D7 G And all the while I can see I’m on the CCTV. (no chord) Elderly lady at the bus stop thinks I’m going to eat her and so to reassure herC G I ask her for the timeC G C G And her sense of relief at my friendly tone reveals itself in her karmic moan:C G “You can wait twenty minutes and nothing comes alongC Eb And then all of a sudden three thugs rob your pensionD7 G Oh, there’s generally one a twenty-five pastD7 G There’s generally one at twenty-five pastD7 G They come swinging round that corner,Eb G C G C G They think they’re Benny Goodman”.C G But I’m putting up a hook to hang my hopes uponC G There’s a fella coming round to stick the gas back onC G And if truth be told now that Thelma’s goneD G It makes the room look bigger.D G C G G C G Oh tiptoe to the front row of the Korn show with a sub-machine gun.
It Makes The Room Look Bigger
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