On Passing Lilac Urine

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[Verse]

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Certain things have always been and ever more shall be
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Walking down this country lane I’ll almost guarantee
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North, South, East, West, twixt twelve and two
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There’s a water board man in a water board van using up his hour in lieu.


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[Verse]

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Don’t get too excited boy although it’s nearly spring
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‘Cos the serpent also hisses where the sweet birds can sing
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Some say some day one of these fine nights
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The council’s gonna ask Radiohead to switch off Blackpool lights.


I’m Slim Shady; I’m the real Slim Shady

The other Slim Shady’s gone to play tennis.

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[Verse]

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I keep well away from places where they tend to wear
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Glasses I am certain they don’t really need to wear
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Feng Shui? OK, grab the DVD
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Keep it upstairs till the bailiff’s been and I’ll make herbal tea.