On Reaching The Wensum

Eb
   They came from the conference facility
                                           Bb F7 Bb
Where they’d largely ignored jugs of water.

(instr) A A F G7 (x4)

C               F G
 I wanna fly my biplane
C E7       F       G
  Low over Swaffham.
C        Am        F        G
 I wanna wave at astonished rustics
C          E7    F             D7     G7   A A F G7
 I’m gonna plead profitless chicanery.


C         F      G    C     F      C   G
 And it’s all my arse, it’s all my arse
C     F      G    C    F        G            A A F G7 (x2)
 It’s all my arse; Red Dwarf is all my arse.


C                   F    G
 They never show so therefore
C E7         F      G
  Aliens are boring.
C     Am    F  G   C          E7
 Wide berth Akabusi at Cemaes Bay
F              D7     G7   A A F G7
Lest he get hysterical.


C         F      G    C     F      C   G
 And it’s all my arse, it’s all my arse
C     F      G   C     F       G
 It’s all my arse; New Deal is all my arse.


D7           A
     Can you smell my presence in the laundry of your catwalk girlfriend?
                                               E     A  E7
Or does it hang in the air at the Restart interview?