Goodbye Twenty-Nine Year Old John

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    The day that you died was a good day.
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    You said that it was better than Oprah's best birthday.
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    But instead of having a wake,
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    Lots and lots of people ate blended birthday cake.

  CHORUS

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    So goodbye twenty-nine-year-old John.
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    You should be proud of the awards you won.
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    Though silver is not as good as gold.
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    Oh my God, you're 30 years old.

  VERSE 2

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    Well you started out obsessed with Ze Frank and lonelygirl.
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    But then you decided to jump into their world.
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    And somehow you dragged your brother in it with you,
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    and started this thing we call Brotherhood Two.

  CHORUS

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    So goodbye twenty-nine-year-old John.
    F             C            G
    You should be proud of the awards you won.
           C         G              F
    Though silver is not as good as gold.
    D                 C        G
    Oh my God, you're 30 years old.

  VERSE 3

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    Well your eye got infected and it threatened to explode.
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    You found yourself a yard that needed to be mowed
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    And you got yourself a house, and you got yourself a Wii
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    And you and the Yeti had your first anniversary.

  CHORUS

       F              C             G
    So goodbye twenty-nine-year-old John.
    F             C            G
    You should be proud of the awards you won.
           C         G              F
    Though silver is not as good as gold.
    D                 C        G
    Oh my God, you're 30 years old.
    D                 C        G
    Oh my God, you're 30 years old.
    D                 C        G
    Oh my God, you're 30 years old.

  OUTRO

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    Oh my God, you're 30.
          G
    Years old.