America Offline

Bb C D

      D
Three Million mega hertz, super duper processor
Got a 200 gig hard drive
 G
32 inch screen, and a scanner machine
D
Boy your wastin' too much time
          A
I say get outta the house
Pull away from the mouse
There's a mountain stream callin' your name
G
Son you been missin', some might good fishin'
      A
And a whole lot of everything.

                G
I'm an American Offline
                  D
I'm into havin' a good time
                             A
It does you good to get some sunshine
              D
Every once in awhile
                        G
Get out and drive your '69
                        D
And sip some honky-tonk wine
                 A
Hot women in the nighttime
                D        Bb C D
I'm an American Offline.

        D
I got a cabin in the country where I go sometimes
To clear my head and get away
       G
Got my channel on TV, no lab top for me
     D
Cold beer, smile on my face
    A
Now take my advice, you better think twice
Before you turn that damn computer up
           G
There's so much more to see
Than that office routine
      A
So forget all that long on stuff.

               G
Be an American Offline
                          D
Go on and have yourself a good time
                                  A
Now don't you think you need some sunshine
                                 D
On that lily white business suit skin
                       G
Why don't go and get a beach front room
                      D
Make some noise and a wear your hat in the pool
                      A
Make some love in the daytime
               D
Be an American Offline.
G D A D
(www.rockinRandal)

                 G
Go and play some slide guitar
            D
Stroll them hot leather bars
                             A
Meet some friends makes some homemade wine
Till the sunshines
D
I'm an American Offline.
G D A D
(Process me baby)

                G
I'm an American Offline
                    D
I'm gonna have me a good time.