Olivia The Object Of My Affection

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[Verse 1]
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I got my figures on the wall
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Comics stacked up in the hall
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I got a movie in my DVD player
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I got my music that I love
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And a girl sent from above
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I got my problems but
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They seem so little next to her
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Man, oh, man I got no money
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Spend it all on my new honey
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I got you and you got me
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And that's all that we need
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No one seems to understand me
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Lay there still don't ever leave me
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I feel inside you're all I have
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So, baby, hear my plea

[Pre-Chorus]
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And even though I can't converse with you
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There are so many other things that we can do

[Chorus]
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As you lay there lifeless on my bed
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You were never really livin' so you can't be dead
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You'll never die so tears won't be shed

[Instrumental]
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[Verse 2]
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So you think that I'm so cool
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Not like I was back in school
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I didn't have a friend and everyone was mean
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Introverted and I know it
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And I'm not afraid to show it
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'Cause there's no one here like me it's my scene
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Man, oh, man I can't relate
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to others and it feels so great
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I don't need people, don't need friends
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I only want my toys
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Lovin' you it must be said
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I'm talkin' to myself again
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That's okay 'cause momma said
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I'm not like other boys

[Pre-Chorus]
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And even though I can't converse with you
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There are so many other things that we can do

[Chorus]
C                G        Am    F
As you lay there lifeless on my bed
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You were never really livin' so you can't be dead
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You'll never die so tears won't be shed

[Bridge]
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Olivia, you're not a real female
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But you'll work for me, you'll be there when
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Relationships fail
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Olivia, your skin it feels
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So real
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On the Internet
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Is where I got this great deal
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Alright!

[Instrumental]
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[Verse 1]
C        F              C
I got my figures on the wall
C      F                 C
Comics stacked up in the hall
C       F           C   G
I got a movie in my DVD player
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I got my music that I love
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And a girl sent from above
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I got my problems but
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They seem so little next to her
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Man, oh, man I got no money
C                      F
Spend it all on my new honey
C                     F
I got you and you got me
C                      G
And that's all that we need
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No one seems to understand me
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Lay there still don't ever leave me
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I feel inside you're all I have
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So, baby, hear my plea

[Verse 2]
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So you think that I'm so cool
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Not like I was back in school
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I didn't have a friend and everyone was mean
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Introverted and I know it
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And I'm not afraid to show it
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'Cause there's no one here like me it's my scene
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Man, oh, man I can't relate
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to others and it feels so great
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I don't need people, don't need friends
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I only want my toys
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Lovin' you it must be said
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I'm talkin' to myself again
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That's okay 'cause momma said
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I'm not like other boys

[Pre-Chorus]
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And even though I can't converse with you
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There are so many other things that we can do

[Chorus]
C                G        Am    F
As you lay there lifeless on my bed
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You were never really livin' so you can't be dead
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You were never really livin' so you can't be dead
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You'll never die so tears won't be shed

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