Driving In The Middle Lane

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                                          Artist - Harvey Andrews
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                                     Song - Driving in the Middle Lane
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                                           Tabbed By - Ayreon77
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Tuning = Standard

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CAPO 2nd FD T
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INTRO
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(spoken)
         G
OY! WILL YOU MOVE OVER!  'ED !

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CHORUS
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I'm driving in the middle lane
                      C
Driving in the middle lane
D
Not too fast, not too slow
A                D
That's the way I like to go
  G
I never use the inside lane
                     C
Never use the inside lane
        Am
You can flash, you can toot
  G
I don't give a hoot
    A              D      G
I'm staying in the middle lane

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VERSE 1
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C              G         D
You may see me as a pest
                  G
You don't think I passed my test
C             G
But I do what I do best
A7                D
Brain in neutral, mind at rest

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CHORUS
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    G
I'm driving in the middle lane
                      C
Driving in the middle lane
D
Not too fast, not too slow
A                D
That's the way I like to go
  G
I never use the inside lane
                     C
Never use the inside lane
        Am
You can flash, you can toot
  G
I don't give a hoot
    A              D      G
I'm staying in the middle lane

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VERSE 2
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C                 G             D
Sometimes drivers get too close
                   G
Sometimes they get bellicose
C                      G
Shake their fists, get quite verbose
A7             D
Me, I just stay comatose

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CHORUS
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           G
'Cause I'm driving in the middle lane
                      C
Driving in the middle lane
D
Not too fast, not too slow
A                D
That's the way I like to go
  G
I never use the inside lane
                     C
Never use the inside lane
        Am
You can flash, you can toot
  G
I don't give a hoot
    A              D      G     C
I'm staying in the middle lane

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VERSE 3
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                 G
So if you should see ahead
     D               G
That middle lane hog that you dread
C                   G
Don't you wish that moron dead
   A7              D
It could be me, so join instead

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BRIDGE
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(spoken)
And we can have a convoy!
Imagine, everybody driving in the middle lane
No one on the inside lane
No one on the outside lane
Everybody in the middle lane
Going back mile after mile after mile
That's my idea of heaven
Especially when I'm towing me caravan

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CHORUS
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    G
And driving in the middle lane
                      C
Driving in the middle lane
D
Not too fast, not too slow
A                D
That's the way I like to go
  G
I never use the inside lane, you know I
                     C
Never use the inside lane
        Am
You can flash, you can toot
  G
I don't give a hoot
    A              D      G
I'm staying in the middle lane (tough)
        C
You can flash, you can toot
  G
I don't give a hoot
    A              D
I'm staying in the middle, hey, diddle-diddle
                          G
I'm staying in the middle lane
                  N.C.
'Cause that's me! Right?