If It Aint On The Menu

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When a dog gets hungry he needs a bone

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And when a man needs loving he starts to roam

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I'm starving for your loving and I don't want a bone

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So if you treat me like a dog I'll run away from home




Don't want no warmed over kisses or yesterday's sigh

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I want everything fresh even brand new life

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If you can't treat me right then it ain't no treat

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If the grub ain't no good there ain't no use to eat




I'm a connoisseur when it comes to love

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Don't won't a tough old hen in place of a dove

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Don't want boarding house kisses I don't want to fight

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Don't bother to kiss me if you can't kiss me right




I want a full course dinner and your love everyday

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And if ain't on the menu there's another café

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I want everything fresh from your sweet sweet lips

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If the service ain't no good I don't leave no tip




I know all the tricks underneath the moon

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If you're cooking some soup you'll know I want a spoon

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If you ain't got what I want then another gal may

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If ain't on the menu there's another cafe