One Bed Two Girls Three Bottles Of Wine

C  G D

[Verse 1]

          G
Sally was young
                        C
and from, Southern California
             G
and drifting through
           D
Middle Tennessee

      G
I was bored and I told her
                    C
I'd never seen such beauty
                      G
She smiled and introduced me
       D                 G
To her girlfriend Sandra Dee

   G
I lied and I tried
                C
My best to convince them
               G
That I was the man
                      D
That they should have around

             G
I'll be your boy, your toy
                      C
To torture, touch and teach me
                  G
So Sandra tied me up
    D              G
And Sally laid me down

[Chorus]

D    G                                   C
One bed, two girls and three bottles of wine
                    G                        D
While I’m a-kissing hers, the other’s loving mine
       G                                        C
If the Devil is a-watching, he thinks I’m doing fine
       C          G       D           G
One bed, two girls, three bottles of wine

[turnaround]

C  G  D  G

[Verse 2]

   D                       G
Oh no, who’s kissing on my toe
   D                           G
Oh wee someone’s chewing on my knee
   C                     G
Oh my, what’s that on my thigh
    D                        G
Oh flip, they’re playing with my...

[Bridge]

[Solo]


[Verse 3](Key change)
A
The grooves, the moves
                      D
I had the whole thing going
A                                 B
For 5 minutes I was king of all I see
    A                             D
And then the end came sooner than expected

[Talking section]

N.C.
(Sure, laugh about it. It couldn’t happen to you)
     D           A
So I laid on the sidelines
     D                  A
Just wishing I had done better
D                             A
Or perhaps not drank as much Jagermeister
D                   A
Or maybe taken a Viagra
   D
Or perhaps paid more attention to adult movies when I was younger so I’d better know how to 
handle
                    A
Such a unique situation
      D
But I didn’t do any of those things
       D
I just laid there
       A
In the shadows
                          D
As they continued without me


[Chorus]

    A                                   D
One bed, two girls and three bottles of wine
                    A                        E
While I’m a-kissing hers, the other’s loving mine
       A                                        D
If the Devil is a-watching, he thinks I’m doing fine
       D          A       E           D
One bed, two girls, three bottles of wine
       C          A       E           D
One bed, two girls, three bottles of wine