D G I saw the light, they returned last night,D A un-answered questions tortured me.D G Like how they unlocked the door? Why's my rectum sore?D** A** D Why do I twitch when I watch E.T? [Chorus]G D Alien Abduction Probe happens all over the globe,A D they came scratched their itch, left me crying in a ditch.G D It's all so crule and cold, they put my life on hold,A A*** D* D this crap is getting old, Alien Abduction Probe. [Verse 2]D G You know they stuck a micro-chip in the hole between my hips,D A such a gross indignity.D G Involuntary corn holeation, courtesy of the alien nation,D** A** D why do they always come for me? Huh, I say. [Chorus]G D Alien Abduction Probe happens all over the globe,A D they came scratched their itch, left me crying in a ditch.G D It's all so crule and cold, they put my life on hold,A A*** D* D this crap is getting old, Alien Abduction Probe. [Interlude]| G | D | A | D || G | D | A | A*** | D* | D | [Verse 3]D G So, late at night I sit alone stare at the twilight zone,D A with a sawed off shot gun in my hand.D G Drinking cheap wine and getting plastered, waiting for those great green bastards,D** A** D it's the only way to make them understand. Oooooh [End-Chorus]G D Alien Abduction Probe happens all over the globe,A D they came scratched their itch, left me crying in a ditch.G D It's all so crule and cold, they put my life on hold,A A*** D* D* D this crap is getting old, Alien Abduction Probe.
Alien Abduction Probe
Hayseed Dixie
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Tom:
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