Where The Hell Did You Go With My Toothbrush

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You didn't leave a bar of soap when you left me
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You didn't even leave a towel so I could dry my face
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You didn't even leave a plate for me to eat on
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But you left all my empty beer cans all over the place



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You didn't leave my precious black and white TV set
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You took the Jimi Hendrix poster that was on my door
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You left with my very best friend - our dog Smokey
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But I found all the unpaid bills on the kitchen floor


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And where in the hell did you go with my toothbrush
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And where in the hell did you happen to spend last night
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You didn't leave a bar of soap when you left me
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And you didn't even tell me they was turning out the lights


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You didn't leave my little five dollar alarm clock
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You didn't even leave a note I guess it's all been said
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You didn't even leave the cushions for the sofa
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And now that I'm used to the couch you left the bed


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And where in the hell did you go with my toothbrush
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And where in the hell have you been for the last three days
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You didn't leave a bar of soap when you left me
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And you didn't stick around to see the teardrops on my face