Whiskey If You Were A Woman

         D              G                  A
         He's told me a million times he's sorry
         D                 G                   A
         I always take him back, though soon I know
         D                          D7             G
         He'll spend the night with you and let me cryin'
         Em                                        A
         You don't love him, but you won't let him go


         CHORUS
            D        G             D      G
         Oh whiskey, if you were a woman
             D                 G                 D      A
         I'd fight you and I'd win, Lord knows I would
            D        G             D Bm
         Oh whiskey, if you were a woman
             G                  A                D
         I'd drive you from his tangled mind for good

         G - D - A

            D               G              A
         No matter what you do, I'll do it better
                D            G             A
         You'll never be the woman I could be
             D                D7           G
         But you don't have a heart or any feelings
            Em                        A
         So I can't even ask for sympathy

         (Repeat CHORUS)
         G  D        G             D      G
         Oh whiskey, if you were a woman
             Em                 A                D
         I'd drive you from his tangled mind for good.