Henry Vii Song

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Glam, bam, thank you, ma'am!

[Verse 1]
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 I didn't agree with King Richard three,
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So I fought him at Bosworth field and won, victory!
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 How cool does it sound that I'm the king who found
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Richard's crown in a hedge on the winning battle ground
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The only way to end war and avert further disaster
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There's got to be a way to unite York and Lancaster

[Chorus 1]
D          A      E
 I'm the original ch-ch-ch Tudor
D        A            E
 Founder of that dynasty
     D        A         G           E
The man who closes the Wars of the Roses
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That's right, that's right, that's me!

[Verse 2]
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 I launched attacks on lords who earned stacks
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Mine was a noble cause to tap them all for tax
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 They paid their share, was only fair
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To make England rich and me a millionaire
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Elizabeth York became my wife for life, that make me a bore?
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Joined our family seats, that's neat, and made my rule secure

[Chorus 2]
D          A      E
 I'm the original ch-ch-ch Tudor
D           A             E
 Returning power to the state
    D             A            G        E
It seemed quite toothless but actually ruthless
   A        G         A
I made the monarchy great

[Bridge]
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Spent a long time fighting pretenders to the throne
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Lambert Simnel and Perkin Warbeck said my throne was their own
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They claimed they'd been the princes in the tower their rule delayed
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I said 'this crown ain't big enough for the three of us' and had one slayed!

[Chorus 3]
D          A      E
 I'm the original ch-ch-ch Tudor
D         A          E
 King of foreign policy
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To end hostile relations with enemy nations
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I asked them to make friends with me

[Outro]
D            A      E
 Yeah, the original ch-ch-ch Tudor
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 They say dullness my main trait
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Well, that's a sad endightment
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'Cause if you're looking for excitement
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My son was Henry VIII