Were History Finale Song

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[Verse 1]

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Stone Age brought you speech, farms, the wheel and fire.
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Then metal was explored which meant we could make swords to kill, and build empires.
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Think Ancient Egypt was nicer? Pharaoh’s tombs, lovely shrines?
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But some were living graves for hundreds of poor slaves and pig’s eye was our cure for the 
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Greek civilisation our creation, drama and philosophy.
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But Sparta praised lying; celebrated dying and Hippocrates drank wee.


[Chorus 1]

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We’re History.
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We brought you bloodshed.
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Greek excursions to battle the Persians.
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Disembowelling our dead.
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Together we made the world a little bit grim.
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We’re History.
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Could be fairly dim.


[Verse 2]

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We Romans brought you roads and public medicine,
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Gladiator fighting, feeding men to lions, burning Christians. That kind of thing, you know.
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Then came the Middle Ages; Saxons, Normans, Vikings, Celts,
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A time of invasion, feudalism, famine, Black Death, bubos and welts.
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1066 saw Harold in a fix as William conquered all.
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What was the bettin’ an arrow in his retina would lead to his downfall?


[Chorus 2]

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We’re History.
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We brought invasion and strife.
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We attacked monasteries, said “Give us gold, please”, then we took your life.
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Our crusades meant slaughter wherever we’d go.
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We’re History
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Was it pretty? No.


[Bridge]

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Tudor, Stuart, Georgian monarchs next in line
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Brought progress in science and art.
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Also beheadings, burning, civil war
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Breed an economy, for a start.


[Chorus 3]

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We gave you plague and disease.
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Travelled, found the Incas, spread smallpox in a blink and brought them to their knees.
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Dogs, cats and the French blamed for plague along the way.
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We’re History.
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Not such happy days.


[Verse 3]

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Victorian technology went hand-in-hand with poverty,
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Kids up chimneys and down mines.
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Improvements to the world did pick up despite some violent hiccups;
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Two World Wars, millions died.


[Chorus 4]

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We’re History.
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Our times smelly and gory.
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We reigned over you and told you what to do
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And that is this story.
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Thought we were amazing though you may quibble.
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We’re History and we made it horri-------------ble.
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We’re History!