Marshall vs The Machines

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Gather round, ye children
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To hear the tale so sweet
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Of a man who dared to race machines
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With nothing but his feet
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With hair of auburn beauty
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A hero dressed in jeans
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He's fighting for America
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Marshall!
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Versus the machines

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Hah!

Doom-ba-da-dee-dee-dee-dee-fleegeedoo-

Flim-flam-doo-da-deegedeedoo

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As Marshall ran with all his might
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And passed his friend, Christine
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He thought of all the times that he had
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Beaten the machine
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He triumphed over Pitfall
C
He vanquished the alarm
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He brought the jukebox back to life
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With his Fonzarelli arm
E
Marshall!
E           Am
Versus the machines
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Yah!

Move along! Yah!

Move along! Yah!
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Our hero's strength was fading fast
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Just as the light turnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.....ed green
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He then thought back to all the times
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He'd lost to a machine
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The cable box's fearsome bite
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The stapler's mighty sting
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The cable box's bite again
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Getting too tired
E   Am
To sing