Three Hundred Pounds Of Joy

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[Verse 1]
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Well, all you girls think
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The days are dawned
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You don't have to worry
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You can have your fun
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Take me, baby
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For your little boy
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Because three hundred pounds
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Of a heavenly joy


[Bridge]
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This is it, this is it
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Look what you get


[Instrumental]
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[Verse 2]
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You've been bending
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And hiding 'round behind his back
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And you got your man
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That you don't like
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Throw that Jack, baby
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Outta your mind
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Follow me, baby
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And have a real good time


[Bridge]
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This is it, this is it
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Look what you get


[Instrumental]
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[Verse 3]
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Hoy, hoy
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I'm the boy
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I've got three hundred pounds
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Of a heavenly joy
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I'm so glad
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That you understand
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I'm three hundred pounds
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Of muscle and man


[Outro]
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This is it, this is it
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Look what you get