The Humours Of Whiskey

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what’s hotter than mustard, and milder than cream?
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What best wets your whistle? What’s clearer than crystal,
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sweeter than honey, and stronger than steam?

[Bridge]
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What can make the dumb talk? What can make the lame walk?
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What’s the elixir of life and philosopher’s stone?

[Verse 2]
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And what helped Mr. Brunel to dig the Thames tunnel?
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Sure wasn’t it whiskey from old Innishowen?
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So stick to the cratur the best thing in nature
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for sinking your sorrows and raising your joys.

[Outro]
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And boys, I'd half wonder if lightning and thunder
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was made from the plunder of whiskey me boys.