There Aint But One Way Kickin Ass

Intro:
G, C, D (x2)

         G               C                G
Well the world is facin' problems gettin' bigger every day
         G               C            D
We got a greenhouse over Texas and recession's on the way
       C                                G
We got hunger in the Third World, we got anger in the First
C                                  G
Half the world is floodin' and the other's dyin' o' thirst

  C                                G        D/F#  Em
Although people tell you that this planet's dyin' fast
     C              G                    D                G
Well I ain't seen a problem yet can't be solved by kickin' ass

        C
Kickin' ass (Kickin' ass!)
        G              D
Kickin' ass is what we do
        C
Kickin' ass (Kickin' ass!)
     G                  D
Iron foot in the velvet shoe

   C                                     G   D/F#  Em
We don't care whose ass we kick if we're ever all alone
         C                    G           D                G
We just stand in front of the mirror, and try and kick our own

        G
Well we kicked ass in Grenada
       C             G
And we kicked ass in Iraq
   G                         C
We kicked the ass outta the ozone layer
         D
Now they say we gotta kick it back

      C
We'll kick the ass of cancer
          G   D/F#        Em
And we'll kick the ass of AIDS
    C             G
And as for global warming, well,
     D                G
Just kick ass wearing shades!

        C
Kickin' ass (Kickin' ass!)
        G              D
Kickin' ass is what we do
        C
Kickin' ass (Kickin' ass!)
     G                   D
Iron foot in the velvet shoe

    C                                    G   D/F#  Em
We don't care whose ass we kick if we're ever all alone
        C                     G           D                G
We just stand in front of the mirror, and try and kick our own

             D
Well you can move your ass
And haul your ass
    G
And bustin' ass is fine
     D                                     G
And there ain't a better place to put your ass, than on the line

    C                          G          D/F#   Em
But if you're like us, and you won't take second best
       C                G            D                 G
You'll put your kickin' boots on and kick like all the rest

        C
Kickin' ass (Kickin' ass!)
        G              D
Kickin' ass is what we do
        C
Kickin' ass (Kickin' ass!)
     G                   D
Iron foot in the velvet shoe

    C                                    G   D/F#  Em
We don't care whose ass we kick if we're ever all alone
        C                     G           D                G
We just stand in front of the mirror, and try and kick our own