I Eat Boys Like You For Breakfast

                        D
I eat boys like you for breakfast
                          Bm
Where's my salt and pepper now?
                    G
Oregano, basil and thyme and
      Em
my Tapatío
A                         D
I eat boys like you for breakfast
                        Bm
You've got a striking physique
                         G
Don't underestimate the hunter
                     Em    A
Let's play hide and seek
                Bm
You came to my island
                   A
You stepped on my lawn
                     G
You pissed off the dog too
                      F#
You won't last 'til dawn
                 Bm
You insulted my mother
                       A
Caught you groping my sister
               G
Crapped on my father
                       F#
Say your last prayers mister
A                        D
I eat boys like you for breakfast
                          Bm
Where's my knife and fork now?
                      G
Onions, tomeitos, tomatoes, poteitos
     Em   A
potatoes
                 Bm
The rabbit was bragging of how fast
          A
he could run
                      G
Made a fool of the turtles chilling
      F#     A
in the sun
                          Bm
The race was on and the rabbit thought
    A              G
he won so he fell asleep
              F#     A
Now hear him weep

D F# G A

Em                    F#
It's your chance to repent
Em                         F#
For all the days that you spent
        Bm
playing king of the hill
 Em         F#
It's an easy match
 Em              F#
There is just one catch
                 Bm
By now you should know the drill
               A
Yes you should know that
                          D
I eat boys like you for breakfast
                          Bm
Where's my knife and fork now?
                     G
Onions, tomeitos, tomatoes, poteitos
     Em
potatoes
A                           D
I eat boys like you for breakfast
                             Bm
Sir, you've got a striking physique
                         G
Don't underestimate the hunter
                        Em
Now let's play hide and seek
A                         D
I eat boys like you for breakfast