I Had Gay Sex With God It Couldve Gone Better

A                      F#m
I saw God in a Trader Joe's
                       D
Buying organic blueberries
                        Dmaj7
Prettiest man I'd ever seen

A                        F#m
Kissed me in the parking lot
                            D
One hand holding dried apricots
                            Dmaj7
I think my teeth are gonna rot


[Chorus]

D
Nothing ever stays
    C#m
In my head through the day
      D                      E
It's sunset, when did I wake up?
         D                         C#m
I spent all of last night in God's bed
                         D
Mom, please don't get upset
                           E
'Cause now I'll be immortalized
                 D
I'll be immortalized


[Verse 2]

A                          F#m
I think he knew that I was scared
                             D
I was shaking but he didn't care
                        Dmaj7
Lips sliding open in a prayer

A                           F#m
But now God won't return my texts
                             D
I guess he was only out for sex
                            Dmaj7
As close to heaven as I'll get


[Chrous]

D
Nothing ever stays
   C#m
In my mind through the day
      D                      E
It's sunrise, when did I wake up?
         D                         C#m
I spent all of last night in God's bed
                         D
Mom, please don't get upset
                           E
'Cause now I'll be immortalized


[Bridge]

D
Didn't want to be forgotten
E                            A                       F#m
So I had gay sex with god and it could've gone better
D                            E
Second coming in a bathroom stall
                              A                            F#m
But now God won't return my calls, wrote him a love letter

It went like


[Chorus]

D
Nothing ever stays
    C#m
In my head through the day
      D                     Esus4 E
It's sunset, when did I wake up?
         D                         C#m
I spent all of last night in God's bed
                         D
Mom, please don't get upset
                           E
'Cause now I'll be immortalized
                D
I'll be immortalized
         C#m
Amen, ah men
         D
Amen, ah men
         E
Amen, ah men
D        C#m
Amen, ah men
         D
Amen, ah men
         E
Amen, ah men
                A
I'll be immortalized