Rich Young Dumb Nymphomaniac

Intro Verse: Each chord strum once
             let it ring out


G                          C
Well, welcome everybody to Willies place
        D                          G
You can pull up a chair or you can pull up my face
            G          C
We got everything, the only thing that we lack
D                            G
Is a rich, young, dumb, nymphomaniac


[CHORUS]: slap strum for song remainder
G                                C
I wanna rich, young, dumb, nymphomaniac,
   D                      G
To drive me around in her Cadillac
G                                          C
If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back
        D                        G
I wanna rich, young, dumb, nymphomaniac

[Verse:]
G                                   C
We'll give her great big tits and a little, bitty ass
D                            G
A f**king machine that never runs out of gas
                           C
A body like nobody's never seen before
D                        G
She recently inherited a liquor store

[Chorus:]
G                                C
I wanna rich, young, dumb, nymphomaniac,
   D                      G
To drive me around in her Cadillac
G                                          C
If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back
        D                        G
I wanna rich, young, dumb, nymphomaniac

[Verse:]
G                                C
Well she doesn't wanna marry and she doesn't wanna fight
D                            G
She doesn't give a shit if I stay out all night
G                                   C
I bring home another woman she just gives me a smile
D                                   G
We take off our clothes and then we jump in a pile.

[Chorus:]
G                                C
I wanna rich, young, dumb, nymphomaniac,
   D                      G
To drive me around in her Cadillac
G                                          C
If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back
        D                        G
I wanna rich, young, dumb, nymphomaniac

[Verse:]
G                                  C
Make her a magic fingers mama that can roll up my doobs
D                               G
The best in the west at cooking Chinese food
G                            C
She doesn't like to shop and she don't wear clothes
D                                G
She always compliments me on the size of my hose

[Chorus:]
G                                C
I wanna rich, young, dumb, nymphomaniac,
   D                      G
To drive me around in her Cadillac
G                                          C
If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back
        D                        G
I wanna rich, young, dumb, nymphomaniac

[Outro:]
G                               C
We'll make her three feet tall, and stand about to here
D                             G
With a flat spot on her head, so I can rest my beer

[Chorus:]
G                                C
I wanna rich, young, dumb, nymphomaniac,
   D                      G
To drive me around in her Cadillac
G                                          C
If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back
        D                        G
I wanna rich, young, dumb, nymphomaniac