Better Half

D                C
Well, I see him coming
Bm           C
We hold our rocks; we are ready
D                C
The things we'll do to him
Bm          G
They aren't fit for anyone
Bm            C
Hey, this is serious business
Bm        G
I'm gonna hate myself
Bm       C                    D
Still, I just can't wait to begin


[Verse 2]
D             C
The monster inside me
Bm            C
He can't be talked out of anything
D            C
He's got an appetite
Bm          G
Oh no, he's hungry now
Bm      C
I just gotta restrain him
Bm         G
The seam inside me grows
Bm         C              D
Kiss your better half goodbye


[Chorus]
C                                 D
And all those things you trusted in (come and gone)
C                                D
The man that you pride yourself on (come and gone)
C                               D
All the control you think you hold (come and gone)
C
Anything that can go wrong
     D                      C
Will find itself come and gone


[Verse 3]
D             C
His body lies broken
Bm              C
Well, hey, some harsh words were spoken
D          C
And I feel terrible
Bm      G
It just got away
Bm     C
Had to make him pay
Bm      G
For the hole in my heart
Bm        C                 D
It's been my fault from the start


[Chorus]
C                                 D
And all those things you trusted in (come and gone)
C                                D
The man that you pride yourself on (come and gone)
C                               D
All the control you think you hold (come and gone)
C
Anything that can go wrong
     D                     C
Will find itself come and gone


[Verse 4]
D             C
The monster inside me
Bm            C
He can't be talked out of anything
D            C
He's got an appetite
Bm          G
Oh no, he's hungry now
Bm      C
I just gotta restrain him
Bm         G
The seam inside me grows
Bm         C              D
Kiss your better half goodbye


[Chorus]
C                             D
And if you think it all makes sense
C                       D
Can you tell the difference
C                                 D
Between a quarter and twenty-five cents?
C
Anything that can go wrong
     D                     C
Will find itself come and gone