Victoria's Secret

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G                     Em
God, I wish somebody would've told me
             C                G
When I was younger that all bodies aren't the same
G                      Em                 C
Photoshop itty bitty models on magazine covers
          G
Told me I was overweight
 G                 Em
I stopped eating, what a bummer
C                               G
Can't have carbs in a hot girl summer
G                       Em
If I could go back and tell myself
            C             G
When I was younger, I'd say, "Psst
G                  Em
I know Victoria's secret
     C                   G
And, girl, you wouldn't believe
          G                    Em
She's an old man who lives in Ohio
        C                       G
Making money off of girls like me"
G                    Em
Cashin' in on body issues
        C                    F
Sellin' skin and bones with big boobs
G                 Em     C
I know Victoria's secret
          C          G        C
She was made up by a dude (dude)
              C             G    C
Victoria was made up by a dude (dude)
              C            G
Victoria was made up by a dude

G                            Em                   C
I wish somebody would've told me that thighs of thunder
      G
Meant normal human thighs
G             Em           C
The fuckin' pressure I was under
G
To lose my appetite
G                Em           C                       G
And fight the cellulite with Hunger Games like every night

G                       Em
If I could go back and tell myself
            C             G
When I was younger, I'd say, "Psst
G                  Em
I know Victoria's secret
     C                   G
And, girl, you wouldn't believe
          G                    Em
She's an old man who lives in Ohio
        C                       G
Making money off of girls like me"
G                    Em
Cashin' in on body issues
        C                    F
Sellin' skin and bones with big boobs
G                 Em     C
I know Victoria's secret
          C          G        C
She was made up by a dude (dude)
              C             G    C
Victoria was made up by a dude (dude)
              C            G
Victoria was made up by a dude
G                  Em
I know Victoria's secret
     C                   G
And, girl, you wouldn't believe
          G                    Em
She's an old man who lives in Ohio
        C                       G
Making money off of girls like me"
G                    Em
Cashin' in on body issues
        C                    F
Sellin' skin and bones with big boobs
G                 Em     C
I know Victoria's secret
          C          G        C
She was made up by a dude
G                  Em
I know Victoria's secret
     C                   G
And, girl, you wouldn't believe
          G                    Em
She's an old man who lives in Ohio
        C                       G
Making money off of girls like me"
G                    Em
Cashin' in on body issues
        C                    F
Sellin' skin and bones with big boobs
G                 Em     C
I know Victoria's secret
               C          G
She was never made for me and you