Grandma

Am          Am/G    F7
Where d'you get your food from Grandma?
           Am                Am/G         F7  E7
Though I'm grateful that you feed me a lot
         Am              E7
From the biscuits to the chocolate
         C               Am
To the tea bags to the crumpets
         F7              E7           Am
You have products no one else has got.

[Verse]
   F7                              Am
In other people's houses they have Cornflakes and Kit Kats
         F7                     Am
But your cupboard hasn't any of these.
            Bb9
You give me unbranded malt flakes
    Gm7
And mysterious wafers
    E7
And uniquely semi-circular cheese.

[Chorus]
Am          Am/G    F7
Where d'you get your food from, Grandma?
           Am     Am/G            F7  E7
I'm puzzled by the packets you buy
          Am             E7
I've never seen them on TV
       C        Am
Or in any supermarket
        F7                      E7
Yet you somehow have an endless supply.

[Solo]
Am Am/G F7 F7
Am Am/G F7 E7
Am E7   C  Am
F7 E7   Am

[Verse]
         F7                                 Am
Come to think of it how long has that stuff been in your cupboard
        F7                     Am
And why do you always offer me more?
            Bb9                      Gm7
How come we never see you eating any of it yourself?
             E7
Have you been keeping it in there since the War?

[Outro]
Am          Am/G     F7         E7
Where d'you get your food from, Grandma?