Teen Idle - Acoustic Church Session

  Dm         A
I wanna be a bottle blond
  Bb              C   G
I don't know why, but I feel conned
  Dm          A
I wanna be an idle teen
  Bb     C      G
I wish I hadn't been so clean
  Dm    A    F          A
I wanna stay inside all day
  F        A        Dm    Gm
I want the world to go away
  Dm          A        F         A
I want blood, guts and chocolate cake
  F     A    Dm     Gm
I wanna be a real fake


      Dm               C                 F          Bb
Yeah, I wish I'd been, I wish I'd been a teen, teen idle
Dm              C           F                Bb
Wish I'd been a prom queen, fighting for the title
Dm              C      F            Bb
'Stead of being 16 and burning up a Bible
Dm             C      F        Gm
Feeling super, super, super suicidal
    Dm     C          F      Bb
The wasted years, the wasted youth
    Dm     C         F    Gm
The pretty lies, the ugly truth
        Dm      C          F      Bb
And the day has come where I have died
Dm      C         F     Bb
Only to find I've come alive


Dm           A
I wanna be a virgin pure
  Bb   C    G
A 21st-century whore
Dm             A
I want back my virginity
Bb       C      G
So I can feel infinity
Dm      A     F       Gm
I wanna drink until I ache
  F     A      Dm     Gm
I wanna make a big mistake
  Dm          A        F     A
I want blood, guts and angel cake
    F     A7      Dm   Gm
I'm gonna puke it anyways


Dm             C                 F          Bb
Wish I'd been, I wish I'd been a teen, teen idle
Dm              C           F                Bb
Wish I'd been a prom queen, fighting for the title
Dm              C      F            Bb
'Stead of being 16 and burning up a Bible
Dm             C      F        Gm
Feeling super, super, super suicidal
    Dm     C          F      Bb
The wasted years, the wasted youth
    Dm     C         F    Gm
The pretty lies, the ugly truth
        Dm      C          F      Bb
And the day has come where I have died
Dm      C         F      Bb   Dm   C  G
Only to find I've come alive, come alive


     Bb          C       G      Dm
I've come alive, ha, ha, ha-ah, ha-ah
C          F      Bb       Dm        C  F
Ha-ah, ah, ha-ah, ha-ah-ah, ha-ah-ah, ah


  Dm            C      F     Bb
I wish I wasn't such a narcissist
  Dm     C      F      Bb
I wish I didn't really kiss
    Dm     C    F         Bb
The mirror when I'm on my own
   Dm       C     F   Bb
Oh God, I'm gonna die alone
Dm    C     F      Bb
Adolescence didn't make sense
  Dm     C       F   Bb
A little loss of innocence
    Dm   C      F       Bb
The ugliness of being a fool
      Dm    C           F    Bb
Ain't youth meant to be beautiful?


Dm             C                 F          Bb
Wish I'd been, I wish I'd been a teen, teen idle
Dm              C           F                Bb
Wish I'd been a prom queen, fighting for the title
Dm              C      F            Bb
'Stead of being 16 and burning up a Bible
Dm             C      F        Gm
Feeling super, super, super suicidal
    Dm     C          F      Bb
The wasted years, the wasted youth
Dm     C        F    Gm
Pretty lies and ugly truth
        Dm           C     F      Bb
And the day has come where I have died
Dm      C         F    Bb
Only to find I've come alive