Drunk In Heels

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[Verse 1]
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Tired, tired, dog ass tired

Tired down to the bone
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I've did a 40 hour week

At the Quik-E-Mart
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And another 35 at home


[Verse 2]
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Dead, dead, the walking dead

Dead right on my feet
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I like to put on my pajamas

And go to bed

But no one

In the house would eat


[Chorus 1]
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If I go to work
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I have to makeup my whole face

And if once a month
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I wanna shoot the whole damn place
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Well I just have to deal
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If I bring home the bacon
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I have to fry it up in a pan
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I ain't saying that

It's easier to be a man
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But let's get real
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When we get drunk
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We do it in heels


[Verse 3]
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Dirty, dirty

My house is so dirty

I've forgotten

What it looked like clean
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It's so sad that my husband

Went blind and can't see

The dishes sitting
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There in the sink


[Verse 4]
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Loving, loving

He'd like a little loving

And I'd like to

Fulfill his dreams
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But right now I'm so tired

Him fixing that oven
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Is a sexier thing to me


[Chorus 2]

If I go to work
           A
I have to makeup my whole face
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And if once a month

I wanna shoot the whole damn place
     A
Well I just have to deal
                    D
If I bring home the bacon
          A
I have to fry it up in a pan
        Bm
I ain't saying that

It's easier to be a man
    G
But let's get real
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When we get drunk
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We do it in heels


[Bridge]
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Yeah, they might be in style

But until you've walked that mile
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You'll never know how hard it is
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To keep yourself from falling

When you're up there
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And you're carrying it all and


On the tightrope of my life
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The men and the babies

And the 9 to 5
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I might've looked sexy

While I'm juggling
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But I'm struggling


[Chorus 3]
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When we go to work
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We have to makeup our whole face
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And if once a month

We wanna shoot the whole damn place
     A
Well we just have to
                    D
If I bring home the bacon
          A
I have to fry it up in a pan
        Bm
I ain't saying that

It's easier to be a man
              G
But let's get real
            Bm
When we get drunk

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We do it in
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5-inch, platform

Louboutins, stilleto pumps
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We do it, we do it in heels