Too Dumb For New York

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        When i first saw New York city

        I was green down to the core

        You could see my red neck glowing

        For a mile or maybe more
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        Between the hustlers and the hookers

        I must have made their day

        Cause they peeled me like an apple,Lawd
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        And sent me on my way


Bridge 1:

        When you're pushed and shoved and almost mugged

        It ain't no place to be

        So i came to one conclusion
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        New York ain't for me


Chorus:
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        From sea to shining sea

        And coast to coast

        Somewhere in the middle

        Is the land i love the most
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        I ain't California pretty

        I can't survive the Great White Way

        I'm too dumb for New York city
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        And too ugly for L.A.


Verse 2:

        I made my way to Tinseltown

        To Hollywood and Vine

        Out among those pretty faces

        I'd surely find a place for mine
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        The way i walk-the way i talk

        They'll hang on every word

        But don't call me,i'll call you
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        Was all i ever heard


Bridge 2:

        In L.A. what they're thinking

        Ain't what they talk about

        At least in New York city
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        There's never any doubt


Chorus.

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        I'm too dumb for New York city
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        And too ugly for L.A.