Aloha And The Three Johns

G  320003
G6 3x2003

(Intro)
F  C  F  C  G    G6 G
F  C  F  C  G    G6 G

(Verse)
         F             C            F         C       G      G6  G
Well the phone's gonna ring and you tell them I'm not home
         F         C                  F    C          G      G6  G
Will you water the ferns and feed the fish out in the pond?
              F       C         F                 C        G      G6  G
I'm gonna get mean if you don't stop singing that Hawaiian song
                    F         C         F        C          G      G6  G
How can you hear me scream if you still got your headphones on?

(Bridge)
            F                  Bb   G
Is this the beginning of our vacation?
               F            Bb     G
Or is this the end of our relationship?

(Chorus)
Bb F C                  Bb F C
       Is this the end?
Bb F C                  Bb F C
       Is this the end?

(Verse)
    F           C       F      C         G    G6  G
And John's been avidly reading Slash's bio
            F  C   F              C            G      G6  G
There was a TV set smashed out in front of his room
         F      C    F            C            G      G6  G
I didn't ask, I led a solo charge down to the sea
                    F         C        F       C           G      G6  G
Where the fast-food trash and tourists made me fear and loathe it

(Bridge)
        F                       Bb G
Is this the beginning of middle-agin'?
               F            Bb  G
Or is this the end of civilization?

(Chorus)
Bb F C                  Bb F C
       Is this the end?
Bb F C                  Bb F C
       Is this the end?

(Verse)
       F          C            F       C              G    G6  G
And if there's no ring, I will have to say "Good Bye."
              F       C       F         C        G    G6  G
Nah, I'm just playing John, I look terrible in white
           F        C               F       C          G    G6  G
You better hide the weed 'cause the maid is at the door
                F              C        F      C         G    G6  G
And I can see a John getting a hand job on the balcony below

(Bridge)
            F                 Bb  G
Is this the beginning of expectation?
               F            Bb  G
Or is this the end of our vacation?

(Chorus)
Bb F C                  Bb F C
       Is this the end?
Bb F C                  Bb F C
       Is this the end?

(Outro)
                      Bb  F
And we'll be drinking   cava
        Bb   G          C
Drinking   cava, on the plane
                     Bb   F
And we'll be getting   farther
        Bb   G                       C
Getting   farther, from... this place