Another Puff

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I know there's a lotta talk going around today
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About cigarette smoking whittling your life away
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I've seen it and I've heard it so many times
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That finally it just started to prey on my mind
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I guess it scared me a little bit
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That's why I decided I was gonna quit
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So while I was sitting here forming my battle plan
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I took another puff and turned on the fan
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I just sat there in my easy chair
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And thought of all the money I'd wasted on cigarettes all these years
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I thought how I'd spend the rest of my days
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After I kick this habit my body craves
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Said to myself this ain't gonna be so tough
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With that little bit of assurance
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I took another puff
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I took a puff, a puff, then I ripped off another puff
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I decided I'd about had about enough
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That breaking this habit won't be too tough


[Verse II]

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Now I've give a lot of thought to this thing
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If I didn't smoke cigarettes I'd feel just like a king
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Besides with the price going up every day
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I knew I was just throwing all my good money away
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You know I ain't lit one in an hour or so?
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Just wanted to make sure I could quit you know

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I was thinking maybe I oughta write all this down
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Put it in a song kinda circulate it around
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Can't ever tell it might make a hit
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And that redneck Hall did a little bit
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Can you imagine me a hit songwriter!
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Now where's... Where'd I put that cigarette lighter?
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After all it's a habit and a habit you can break
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Just a little bit of willpower son that's all it takes

I said to myself you got to be tough!
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And with that little bit of wisdom

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I took another puff

G                 C
I took a puff, and then a puff,
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then I finally ripped off another puff
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And I decided boy this ain't gonna be tough
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Besides I'd just about had enough


[Verse III]

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I'm about ready to quit this rotten habit anyway
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Oh I think they ought to take it offa television
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It looks too good! Ow!
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I like them skinny ones with the filter
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Oh give it to me! Give it to me!
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Cigarettes... I say if I quit smoking what'll I do?
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Maybe I'll eat
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Yeah I'll eat cigarettes
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Ahh, I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it
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Chester B don't smoke
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he smokes logs!
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Makes you laugh funny too
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Oh my throat's scratchin', oh
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I wish I could think of something bad to say about cigarettes
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Boo on cigarettes,
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don't smoke don't smoke don't smoke
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You quit smoking that'll leave more for me!
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I love it I love it, no I don't love cigarettes ya know
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Don't misunderstand me I hate cigarettes
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Makes ya cough, and when ya don't smoke it makes ya shake
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I don't know what's worse, the shake or the cough
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I think I'll make me a coughshake, oh!
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Son did you ever smoke?
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Oh I remember one time I quit smoking
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I quit for three months
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My wife left me
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So did my children
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She took my house and left
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It was a mobile home