Im Just A Redneck In A Rock And Roll Bar

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Well, hello boogie palace, I’m sittin here alone
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Listening to the music of electric saxophone
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Now they ain’t no sexy dresses and they ain’t no beehive hair
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Just boys who look like girls who look like boys who look like Cher


+[Chorus]
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I’m just a redneck in a rock and roll bar
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I miss the fiddle and a steel guitar
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They’re starin’ at me like a bug in a jar
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I’m just a redneck in a rock and roll bar
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[Verse 2]

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I stopped in here to have a beer and ask some gal to dance
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Well I been waiting patient now and I ain’t had the chance
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Cause they ain’t played any waltzes, nothing like a Texas Swing
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And with no belly rubbin’ music how in the hell can I do my thing


[Verse 3]

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Well goodbye Boogie Palace, I’m –a getting out of here
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Back to country music and back to Lone Star been
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Where the women look like women and they dress so you can tell
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And the men are good old boys just drinkin’ beer and raisin hell