Down At The End Of You Road

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Verse 1   I am your neighbor I seem most respectable
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          But underneath I'm an nimiquitous toad
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          So many dreadful mishaps have befallen you
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          Down at the end of your road
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          And I live down the end of your road

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Verse 2   I'm working on ways to remove you from paradise
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       -> From your { striped } lawn and your new swimming pool   

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          I place broken bottles in your geraniums
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          Sabotage your gardening tools
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          And I live down the end of your road

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Chorus -> By day I am a real estate { agent } gentleman
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          I deal in fine properties cheap at the price
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          Under dark I plan my most devious practices
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          Which you might not think very nice

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Verse 3   Designing a system to reverse your plumbing
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       -> Welling up as you sit on your private throne { Your welcome }   

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          All kind of vile and despicable nasties
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          You would rather not have in your home
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          And I live down the end of your road

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Verse 4   Dispensed loathsome creatures in your drawing room
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          Sent doggy poo-poos in your morning mail
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       -> Rat's heads and larks wings { should } set your tongues turning   

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          And your houses will soon be for sale
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  And I live down the end of your road, Yes I live down the end of your road
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  Well I live down the end of your road, And I live down the end of your road
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  Down at the end of your road, Yes I live down the end of your road
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  I live down at the end of your road, I live down at the end of your road