Me And My Big Loud Mouth

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[Verse 1]

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I stepped into a drugstore just to get myself a smoke
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A pretty waitress smiled so sweet I fell and that's no joke
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I asked her for a date to ride down lover's lane, we two
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She said "I'll ask my husband, that's him, sitting next to you"



[Chorus]

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Me and my big loud mouth,
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me and my big loud mouth,
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He stood up, six foot tall or more
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I felt like falling through the floor
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Me and my big loud mouth


[Instrumental]

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[Verse 2]

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My boss came up to me one day and said my work was good
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I thanked him for the compliment, I done the best I could
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When I thought he was gone I said "I'll have his job soon"
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He heard it all and that is when he lowered the boom


[Chorus]

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Me and my big loud mouth,
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me and my big loud mouth,
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Since I got the well-known axe
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I can't draw unemployment tax
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Me and my big loud mouth


[Instrumental]

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[Verse 3]

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My wife was looking hot all right, she said to me one day
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"I'm feeling faint, I need to see a doctor right away"
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He called it indigestion and he told us not to fear
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Now indigestion's five years old and goes to school next year


[Chorus]

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Him and his big loud mouth,
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Him and his big loud mouth,
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I swear it's more than I can stand
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She's got indigestion again
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Me and my big loud mouth
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Yeah, me and my big loud mouth