D This here is the storyC G of a man from Jet BlueD Got pushed around, on the jobC G So he did what he had to doD the passenger was gettin rudeC G Stephen grabbed two ice cold beersD He got on the PA and saidC G there goes 28 years Chorus:D And then he took them beers and jumpedC G He took two beers and jumpedG He took two beers and jumpedC G yeah, he took two beers and jumped Verse 2:D So when your boss is riden your assC G you gotta get two beers and jumpD When your truck aint got no gasC G you gotta get two beers and jumpChorus 2:G You gotta get two beers and jumpC G yeah, he took two beers and jumped Verse 3:D So when you learn your wifes been cheatingC G you gotta get two beers and jumpD When your phone aint got no receptionC G you gotta get two beers and jumpD When youve had enough of your congressmenC G you gotta get two beers and jumpD When you burn your eggs in the fryin panC G you gotta get two beers and jumpD When the dishes are pilin up in the sinkC G you gotta get two beers and jumpD When your favorite pen runs out of inkC G you gotta get two beers and jumpD When people have ugly feet and where flip flopsC G you gotta get two beers and jumpD When the bank forecloses on your houseC G you gotta get two beers and jumpD When the batteries die on your wireless mouseC G you gotta get two beers and jumpD When someone tells you what happened on Jersey ShoreC G you gotta get two beers and jumpD When your mad as hell and cant take it any moreC G you gotta get two beers and jump Chorus 3:G You gotta get two beers and jumpC G gotta get two beers and jump x6G You gotta get two beers and jump (Grab those beers!)C G you gotta get two beers and jump (and take that slide!)G you gotta get two beers and jump (and then jump on down!)C G you gotta get two beers and jump (come on down to the other side!)
Two Beers And Jump The Ballad Of Stephen Slater
Jimmy Fallon
- C
- D
- G
Tom: