Ching Chong! Asians In The Library Song

F#m                           A                                                     D  
I hope one day you can meet, my mother, my brother, my sisters, grandmothers, grandpas and 
              Bm
cousins ooh
Bm                        F#m                               A
Cause what they're really doing on these friday nights, is showing me how to cook and dress
    Bm                            D
Cuz baby I wanna take you out and blow your freakin' mind
C#m                 Bm                                   F#m     Bm
And underneath that pounds of makeup, and your baby blue eyes
C#m                              Bm                           F#m                          Bm
I know there's a lot of pain and hurt for such a big brain to spend all night studing Poly Sci,
                       A
I pick my phone and sing:
A
(Ching, Chong) It means I love you
E
(Ling, Long) I really want you
Bm                                              D
(Ting, Tong) I actually don't know what that means
A
(Chin Chong) It's never ending
E
(Ling Long) My head is spinning
Bm                                         D    F#m
(Ting, Tong) Still don't know what that means
                             A
You ain't that polite ,nice, American girl
                         D   Bm
Your momma raised you to be
                        F#m
So when you reach that epiphany
                      A
Wait, are you freakin kidding me?
                               Bm
If you have an epiphany every single time you study that
                                       D
Means you're probably doing something wrong
                           C#m
But I like it when you're wrong
C#m                 Bm                                   F#m     Bm
And underneath the pounds of makeup, and your baby blue eyes
C#m                              Bm                           F#m                          Bm
I know there's a lot of pain and hurt for such a big brain to spend all night studing Poly Sci,
                       A
I pick my phone and sing:
A
(Ching, Chong) It means I love you
E
(Ling, Long) I really want you
Bm                                         D
(Ting, Tong) I really don't know what that means
A
(Chin Chong) It's never ending
E
(Ling Long) My head is spinning
Bm                                         D
(Ting, Tong) Still don't know what that means

( A  E  Bm  D )