As Country As She Gets

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She hates goin' anywhere in my old truck
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She says it's always muddy and it rides so rough
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And there ain't no graceful way to climb up in a dress
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Yeah I'm about as country as she gets

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I might get her on the lake to fish with me
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If the water's smooth and the sky is blue with a nice cool breeze
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But anything we catch I'll have to clean myself
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Cause I'm about as country as she gets


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She'll slip off a pair of heels
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Walk barefoot across the field
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Climb up on the fence just to be near me
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Sometimes I think that horse still scares her half to death
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Yeah I'm about as country as she gets


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She likes being within spending distance of a mall
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Havin' enough bars to make a cell phone call
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Put her in a crowd and she's right in her element
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Yeah I'm about as country as she gets

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She'll slip out on the porch sometimes
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When that sun's low in the sky
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Pull up a rocking chair just to be with me
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Until that first big junebug buzzes by her head
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You see I'm about as country as she gets

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Yeah I'm about as country as she gets

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She hates goin' anywhere in my old truck