GMF

E                            A                      E             A
  You could probably say I'm difficult, I probably talk too much
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  I over-analyze and over-think things, yes it's a nasty crutch
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  I'm usually only waiting for you to stop talking so that I can
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  Concerning two way streets I have to say that I am not a fan


C#m                           F#                 B          E
  But I am the greatest motherfucker that you're ever gonna meet
           A             E             G#                C#m
  From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet
E                          B                  G#
  So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime
            C#m                   F#       A      E
  And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time
C#m             F#       A        E
  You could be laughing 65% more of the time


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  Half of the time I think I'm in some movie I play the underdog of course
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  I wonder who they'll get to play me maybe they could dig up Richard Burtons corpse
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  I am not who you think I am I am quite angry which I barely can conceal
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  You think I hate myself it's you I hate because you have the nerve to make me feel


C#m                           F#                 B          E
  But I am the greatest motherfucker that you're ever gonna meet
           A             E             G#                C#m
  From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet
E                          B                  G#
  So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime
            C#m                   F#       A      E
  And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time
C#m             F#       A        E
  You could be laughing 65% more of the time


G                          D
  I should have practiced my scales
G                   D
  I should not be attracted to males
F                                 C
  But you said I should learn to love myself
F                      Fm         E
  Make up your mind Dr Frankenstein.


Instrumental - Em  A x2


C#m                           F#                 B          E
  But I am the greatest motherfucker that you're ever gonna meet
           A             E             G#                C#m
  From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet
E                          B                  G#
  So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime
            C#m                   F#       A      E
  And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time
C#m             F#       A        E
  You could be laughing 65% more of the time


C#m                           F#                 B          E
  But I am the greatest motherfucker that you're ever gonna meet
           A             E             G#                C#m
  From the top of my head down to the tips of the toes on my feet
E                          B                  G#
  So go ahead and love me, while it's still a crime
            C#m                   F#       A      E
  And don't forget you could be laughing 65% more of the time
C#m             F#       A        E
  You could be laughing 63% more of the time
C#m             F#       A        E
  You could be laughing 25% more of the time