Vampire Alberta Blues

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Capo 4th fret


[Intro]

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[Verse 1]

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Oh the vampire Alberta, stalks across the money market rates and ducks into a Hummer
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The vampire Alberta, wears a bowtie and a pin that says Support the Arts
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Yeah the vampire Alberta, takes a photo for another slide
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In the PowerPoint of all the places we won't remember
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[Verse 2]

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Oh the vampire Alberta, wipes an oily mouth along a sleeve of forest in the foothills
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The vampire Alberta, drools a perfect inky tailing pond and shakes awake
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Yeah the vampire Alberta, lifts a nearly empty glass and pleads
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"I need another one of these, so keep 'em coming"
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Good times are coming


[Outro]

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