Crocodile Roll

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Having a barbie by the river with noone else around
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a tropical honeymoon knockin' a four x down
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She was standing in the water eating a pumpkin scone

when ooh! splash she was gone

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and they were doing the crocodile roll, the woman and the reptile
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doing the crocodile roll in the middle of the river

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Down came the husband with a gun and a carving knife
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to slaughter every crocodile for taking his darling wife

You can't...Ooh splash!    It was in the news......

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and they were doing the crocodile roll, the husband and the reptile
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doing the crocodile roll in the middle of the river

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Down came his bloodhound with mangy curly hair
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picked up her scent and away he went arse in the air
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Then the dog got carried away and ran out on a log

when Snap!  Ruff!  Guess what?  No more dog ......

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and they were doing the crocodile roll, the canine and the reptile
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doing the crocodile roll in the middle of the river

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Down came a wild pig rooting all about
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the little swine drank the wine and really pigged it out
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then the crocodile chased him around
then the little pig said up yours,  crunch into another croc's jaws

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and they were doing the crocodile roll, stirring up the mud crabs
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doing the crocodile roll in the middle of the river

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there's no moral to this story just a brand new dance
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grab your partner by the neck and swing your crocodile pants
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and dip your toe in the water, are you ready for romance
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swirl your tail around the floor, go on take a chance
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now you're doing the crocodile roll, stirring up the mud
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doing the crocodile roll in the middle of the river