Old Farts In Caravan Parks

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[Verse 1]
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Oh happy travellers are we
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around Australia in a caravan
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the kids are gone, we have no plan
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you navigate, I'm your engine man
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yes, happy campers are we


[Verse 2]
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and king of the road are we
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up a mountain road we wind
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with a mile of traffic stuck behind
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two friendlier folk you wouldn't find
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oh cheery ol' chooks are we


[Chorus]
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we've hit the road|.
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and sold the home||
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like a pair of drover's round we roam
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no more winter and no more phone
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we're wild and fancy free


[Verse 3]
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and a pair of toilers are we
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we'll pick fruit or prune a tree
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any old job doesn't worry me
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it'll cover our fuel and the camping fee
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ah, frugal old farts are we


[Verse 4]
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and a dear old chook are you
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in your terry towelling dressing gown
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the one you bought in the country town
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yours is pink and mine is brown
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threadbare old farts are we



[Chorus]
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Yeah we've hit the road|.
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and sold the home||
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like a pair of drover's round we roam
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no more winter and no more phone
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we're wild and fancy free


[Spoken}
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       Oh jeez, we’ll have to pull up again soon Doreen


[Verse 5]
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and a tidy little unit are we
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everything has a place to be
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a jar of coffee and a tin of tea
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a life for two but not for three
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oh sexy old tarts are we


[Bridge]
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and we always camp just near the loo
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cause I have to go at midnight too
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dribble, dribble, dribble's all I do
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oh over the hill are we


[Verse 6]
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oh happy campers are we
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around Australia in a caravan
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the kids are gone we have no plan
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you navigate, I’m your engine man
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yes happy campers are we