The Shed

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Now did ya ever wake up in the morning On the wrong side of the bed
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A bit confused and yawning You go straight out the back to ya  shed
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Yeah all Australian boys need a shed  A place where he can go  Somewhere to clear his head
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T think about the things his woman said Yeah all Australian boys need a shed

[Verse]
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A joint to learn to read and write To work on his bike at night
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To grow up as he likes To grow anything under lights
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A place to keep his tools Nuts and bolts and drills
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To hang a hide to hide the dried Oh hang and pay the bills

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Well my old shed she leaks a bit The roof is caving in
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Nothing that a bloke can't fix With a few spare sheets of tin
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The beams are old telegraph poles White ants have eaten out
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She creaks and sways on windy days And leans towards the south

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At the back of the shed where the dogs are fed Near last years bales of lucern
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Sticky tall green weeds Came up from thrown out seeds
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All it took was bantum poop I watered 'em once and they grew some
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Should be prime about Easter time If no nosy neighbour steals em

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Yeah all Australian boys need a  shed To  weld up broken gates
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place for all his mates To come round Sunday arvo for a  jam
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A place to make a racket Find the pipe and pack it
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Think about the things his woman  said Yeah  all Australian boys need a  shed
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Yeah  all Australian boys need a  shed
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Yeah  all Australian boys need a  shed