Radio Friendly Song

Intro: C   G   C

Verso 1:

    C                           G                      Am      F
It starts off like a thousand other songs that you've heard before.
            C                       G             Am   G     F
Except in this one they do a little do, do-do-do, doo do do dooooo.
    C                       G              Am               F
So you try to change the station but it's playing on every one.
            C                       G                 Am   G     F
A bunch of shitty ass chords and lyrics recorded by a f*cking moron.

     G                                          F
You assume that the general public is not that stupid.
       G                                            F
You're positive that nobody will want to listen to this.
               G
But you are wrong…

Refrão:

                     C            G
They want another stupid mother-f*cking,
 Am        F         C
lame c*ck-sucking, cookie-cutter,
 G      F        G
radio friendly song.
       C            G              Am               F
And everyone sings along in their cars and at the mall.
              C                G          F        G
And at the office they all love the new radio friendly song.

C         G       C
Unoriginal melody.

Verso 2: (mesmos acordes do primeiro verso)

Why did John Lennon have to be the one to get shot?
Something's wrong.
While these douchbags are all still alive singing these ass-lickin' songs.

All these f*cking unoriginal p*ssies that don't have anything to say.
I'm not homophobic, but this song is sooo f*cking gay.

        G                                          F
You can barely retain the vomit that's rising in your throat.
         G                                                F
And you assume that everyone will think that this song's terrible.
              G
But you are wrong…

Refrão:

                     C            G
They want another stupid mother-f*cking,
 Am        F         C
lame c*ck-sucking, cookie-cutter,
 G      F        G
radio friendly song.
       C            G              Am               F
And everyone sings along in their cars and at the mall.
              C                G          F        G
And at the office they all love the new radio friendly song.

Outro:

Am          G             F                  G
piece of sh*t oh what a sucky ass piece of sh*t.
Am                              G           F         G
I'd rather shoot myself in the face than listen to this
            G                C            G
corporate b*tch singing a stupid mother-f*cking,
 Am        F         C
lame c*ck-sucking, cookie-cutter,
 G      Am      F         C
radio friendly piece of sh*t.

God, I hate this sh*t.